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Is it possible to smoke too much marijuana? I’m beginning to question it after seeing a grown man with a tramp stamp tattooed on his fucking forehead. Really, at what point does this seem like a good idea?

If you could last through what I would imagine is a 15 minute rant on how the government is “harshing his buzz”, I’m sure Sam Apostolou could tell you.

Sam was arrested for, surprise, trying to obtain a controlled substance.

So, this joint’s for you, man.

Robert Marcum is a great teacher. Instead of just “running away” from the burning building, he taught me to stand in the building I was trying to burn to ensure I brought my skin to a nice crispy finish.

Or, if I couldn’t stick around, he always recommended I just douse myself in gasoline and light a smoke. Man, does that ever work well.

Do I really need to know what Eluid here did in order to post him? I would say no, because he looks like a bad ass pirate.

Honestly, this is one of the only cases where I think a pirate could beat a ninja, because this pirate has a sweet ’stach, an eye patch and he probably owns a parrot. Hell, maybe he stole his from the ninja’s kid, what do I know?

On a non-pirate side note, thanks to everyone who has stuck around through my inconsistent posting. I’m learning first hand that children are extremely time consuming.

You know, not every mug shot has leaves me speechless. Take God for instance. His mug is ordinary, just a plain old guy. But lets delve further into why I’m posting him.

First, who names their child God? I mean, really? You couldn’t come up with something a bit less…holy? To top it off, his middle name is Lucky. Thus far, we have the magical lord of shitty tasting Irish themed breakfast cereal as a compelling reason to post him.

Second, he was busted for selling cocaine near a church. The irony, it’s so awesome I can’t put it into words.

You can read more about his attempt to get the crackheads in the church here.

Paul Jackson has earned a spot in my heart with his awesome teeth…and rap sheet. He was arrested and charged with five separate offenses, including battery and theft.

Hey kids, I’m back! After a long delay, I present to you Cheryl Bohanan. Cheryl is 5′7″, 170lbs and she’s fucking taken.

At what point does one become so shitfaced that they don’t notice someone writing on their face with marker? That’s the question I would ask Triston Macker if I met him. He was arrested for possession of marijuana in Flagler County, Florida.

Big thanks to JD!

Matthew Souza, you are my hero. Not only did you get arrested, which allows me to post this, you created a fantastic photo montage that any mother would be proud of. Cheese!

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